Hey kids, I’m a wombat!
More specifically, I’m DatWombat, “Dat” as in, dat ass! No, I’m not a furry! I’m a bonafide wombat with a persona, a person-suit! Based in the United States of America, I reside in the west coast — the best coast! Before any east coasters get their panties in a twist, it’s not my fault you were born in the least coast! A lot of folk think I come from down under, but (thankfully) I don’t — I hear Aussie laws aren’t too keen on pornography. You see, I fled to the States using my fat ass (dat ass) as a floatation device so I could be here today and help your pee-pee go wee-wee! But hey, enough about me. . .
Actually, let’s talk about me some more!
I work almost every day, so I don’t enjoy a whole lot of free-time. And by “work”, I mean maintaining the Wombat Trap and creating content for my readers. As much as I hate to say, sometimes I need a break. I enjoy creating artwork and playing games. I don’t always write about lewd games — I deeply enjoy creative writing, and I spend a lot of time worldbuilding for the games and books I hope to share in the distant future.
Believe it or not, I don’t fap-fap twenty-four seven!
- Ask a Wombat! 003
ggar asks. . .
Well, I have been browsing your website, and just ran across your mods section. I did not know you Modded Skyrim. I noticed it states that it requires Skyrim (Legacy), Do you have plans to also mod Skyrim SE?
DatWombat says. . .
Not because I want to. I have no interest in modding Skyrim SE, because (last I checked) it doesn’t the support the mods I have come to love to the full extent I’d like: no matter how hard I tried, I couldn’t recreate my beloved Skyrim LE. . . I’ll have you know that I nailed my booby-physics in Skyrim LE! However, the mods I have created have been converted to Skyrim SE before. While I have no personal interest in modding Skyrim SE, I hear that’s it’s super-easy to convert my files. If there was a high enough demand I would consider spending more time modding. . . but I’m unsure how many people are vying for my handiwork.
It’s a trap!
Sometimes people consider me a “she”, and I appreciate it, but I’m not a lady and I don’t consider myself to be one either — I wish! I’m not exactly proud of my package but you know. . . it’s what I got. I wouldn’t go so far to call myself transgender, but I would use the word “effeminate”. I’ve always considered myself a man, but there’s a reason why I don’t correct people when people refer to me as a “she”. . . I kind of like it. Alas, I’ve been cursed with this here fire hose!
But it does feel good when I touch it. . .
A-a-nd what better transition for me to talk about the Wombat Trap! I’m sure at least one of you have asked where the Wombat Trap got its name from. Unfortunately, the reasons aren’t very entertaining (and no, it’s not because of the way I dress!) I did name the ‘Trap after me, ‘cus you know, I’m a wombat. Whenever I need to name something, I tend to gravitate to alliteration and rhymes. If you say “Wombat Trap” slowly, you may notice the similarities the last two syllables share, and the sorta-kinda-rhyme “bat” and “trap” create. Also, I thought that the “Wombat Trap” sounded like a name for a bar or nightclub, and I had hoped to create a community with my content.
Also, I kind of really really like traps.