Hey kids, I’m a wombat!

More specifically, I’m DatWombat, “Dat” as in, dat ass! No, I’m not a furry! I’m a bonafide wombat with a persona, a person-suit! Based in the United States of America, I reside in the west coast — the best coast! Before any east coasters get their panties in a twist, it’s not my fault you were born in the least coast! A lot of folk think I come from down under, but (thankfully) I don’t — I hear Aussie laws aren’t too keen on pornography. You see, I fled to the States using my fat ass (dat ass) as a floatation device so I could be here today and help your pee-pee go wee-wee! But hey, enough about me. . .

Actually, let’s talk about me some more!

I work almost every day, so I don’t enjoy a whole lot of free-time. And by “work”, I mean maintaining the Wombat Trap and creating content for my readers. As much as I hate to say, sometimes I need a break. I enjoy creating artwork and playing games. I don’t always write about lewd games — I deeply enjoy creative writing, and I spend a lot of time worldbuilding for the games and books I hope to share in the distant future.

Believe it or not, I don’t fap-fap twenty-four seven!

You got questions, I got answers!

  • Ask a Wombat! 005

    Josh asks. . .

    Hey I would love to get the files for your smols in ai shoujo is there any way to get them

    DatWombat says. . .

    Sure! I apologize for the delay — I have totally revamped my “Mods” page, and now I have a section for Ai Shoujo. There, you can find download links to each of my “smols” that I created in Ai Shoujo. I’m not one-hundred percent sure how to share character data, but I hope you’re able to enjoy my smols without hassle. I’d love to see what you do with them! If you wind up creating any content with them, I encourage you to reach out to me. Maybe I could use your screenshots on new-and-improved “Mods” page!

  • Ask a Wombat! 004

    Nick asks. . .

    I saw you had a lot of very well written reviews all over Steam. I was wondering if you could put me in the direction of interesting games including bondage. Preferably not puzzle oriented.

    DatWombat says. . .

    Preferably not puzzle oriented eh? Well, unfortunately I haven’t played very many games focused on BDSM. However, I have played a number of games with BDSM scenes in them! If you don’t mind censorship, The Elf’s Lewd Training is a game about stimulating a bound elf in a variety of positions. Again, if censorship isn’t an issue, Ayano the Exorcist has beautiful BDSM scenes with lots and lots of tentacles. It’s been a long time since I last played Lost, but I remember seeing a few BDSM scenes in that game too. The Lost series are traditionally point-n’-clicker/puzzle games, but they are far from the puzzle shovelware you may see on Steam. I also recall some BDSM in ISEKAI QUEST, which is a somewhat challenging match-three game. Black Knight – Milena has no adult content, but there’s lots of BDSM scenes associated with game-overs. I’m pretty sure Escape Dungeon also has lots of BDSM scenes, but they are pretty. . . depraved. The Elven Educator ~another ver~ might have some BDSM too, and shortly after I posted my review an uncensor-patch was released. That’s about all I can think of off the top of my head. . . though BDSM is a common theme, it’s seldom explored to its fullest. Steam needs more BDSM-focused games!

It’s a trap!

Sometimes people consider me a “she”, and I appreciate it, but I’m not a lady and I don’t consider myself to be one either — I wish! I’m not exactly proud of my package but you know. . . it’s what I got. I wouldn’t go so far to call myself transgender, but I would use the word “effeminate”. I’ve always considered myself a man, but there’s a reason why I don’t correct people when people refer to me as a “she”. . . I kind of like it. Alas, I’ve been cursed with this here fire hose!

But it does feel good when I touch it. . .

A-a-nd what better transition for me to talk about the Wombat Trap! I’m sure at least one of you have asked where the Wombat Trap got its name from. Unfortunately, the reasons aren’t very entertaining (and no, it’s not because of the way I dress!) I did name the ‘Trap after me, ‘cus you know, I’m a wombat. Whenever I need to name something, I tend to gravitate to alliteration and rhymes. If you say “Wombat Trap” slowly, you may notice the similarities the last two syllables share, and the sorta-kinda-rhyme “bat” and “trap” create. Also, I thought that the “Wombat Trap” sounded like a name for a bar or nightclub, and I had hoped to create a community with my content.

Also, I kind of really really like traps.