Hey kids, I’m a wombat!
More specifically, I’m DatWombat, “Dat” as in, dat ass! No, I’m not a furry! I’m a bonafide wombat with a persona, a person-suit! Based in the United States of America, I reside in the west coast — the best coast! Before any east coasters get their panties in a twist, it’s not my fault you were born in the least coast! A lot of folk think I come from down under, but (thankfully) I don’t — I hear Aussie laws aren’t too keen on pornography. You see, I fled to the States using my fat ass (dat ass) as a floatation device so I could be here today and help your pee-pee go wee-wee! But hey, enough about me. . .
Actually, let’s talk about me some more!
I work almost every day, so I don’t enjoy a whole lot of free-time. And by “work”, I mean maintaining the Wombat Trap and creating content for my readers. As much as I hate to say, sometimes I need a break. I enjoy creating artwork and playing games. I don’t always write about lewd games — I deeply enjoy creative writing, and I spend a lot of time worldbuilding for the games and books I hope to share in the distant future.
Believe it or not, I don’t fap-fap twenty-four seven!
- Ask a Wombat! 044
QQ_32 asks. . .
Your looking for reviewers? I am a very experienced reviewer and would love to join you in producing top quality content for others. I could assist with multiplayer games and cover games you don’t have time for, what you think?
DatWombat says. . .
Actually I am! However, I’d need to see a portfolio of your work before I let you on board. I have high standards for Wombat Trap content! Someday, I hope the Wombat Trap becomes a stream — no, a tidal wave of regular lewd content!
- Ask a Wombat! 043
Vx_90YHTF asks. . .
How much to hire you for 1 month?
DatWombat says. . .
What do you mean “hire [me] for 1 month?” Do want me to spend the next four weeks writing fanfictions? Or perhaps, you’d like me to produce 3D porn tailored to you? Maybe you want to write about a specific set of games (maybe your games?) You want a daily blowjob? In any case, I don’t typically offer my services in terms of contracted dates (well, unless you’re paying my bills). But we can talk about hourly pay. If you’re interested in purchasing larges sums of my time, I’d consider my finances very carefully.
It’s a trap!
Sometimes people consider me a “she”, and I appreciate it, but I’m not a lady and I don’t consider myself to be one either — I wish! I’m not exactly proud of my package but you know. . . it’s what I got. I wouldn’t go so far to call myself transgender, but I would use the word “effeminate”. I’ve always considered myself a man, but there’s a reason why I don’t correct people when people refer to me as a “she”. . . I kind of like it. Alas, I’ve been cursed with this here fire hose!
But it does feel good when I touch it. . .
A-a-nd what better transition for me to talk about the Wombat Trap! I’m sure at least one of you have asked where the Wombat Trap got its name from. Unfortunately, the reasons aren’t very entertaining (and no, it’s not because of the way I dress!) I did name the ‘Trap after me, ‘cus you know, I’m a wombat. Whenever I need to name something, I tend to gravitate to alliteration and rhymes. If you say “Wombat Trap” slowly, you may notice the similarities the last two syllables share, and the sorta-kinda-rhyme “bat” and “trap” create. Also, I thought that the “Wombat Trap” sounded like a name for a bar or nightclub, and I had hoped to create a community with my content.
Also, I kind of really really like traps.