Whadda ya talkin’ about?

We wombats speak a unique dialect.

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Wombat Mods

Wombat Rants

Wombat Slang

We wombats speak a unique dialect. Or in other words, I just suck at English. Now you may wonder, what is my native language? It’s. . . English. So instead of learning how to speak like a normal human, I decided to write my own dictionary! Because writing a book a way easier than learning how to English. I call it the wombationary, because I’m hard-pressed to figure a better name.