What is the Wombat Trap?
Founded in early 2020 by yours truly, DatWombat, the Wombat Trap represents a community of adult-gamers and a repository of adult-content. At the Wombat Trap I discuss lewd-games and and rear my creative, autistic artistic side. Boobies, booties or bust(s)!
Games, reviews, and naked people!
Let me guess. You have a wombat problem, needed some wombat traps, and now you’re stuck in the Wombat. . . Trap. No, you can’t escape. No, you can’t hit that “back” button. Why? Because I’m asking nicely? Because I’ll bite you in half if you do? Because. . . I’m lonely and want your affection? If you call me a tsundere I will actually break you in half!
If you’re not eighteen, it’s time to git —
I don’ need no heat on my wombat ass.
This is an adult website, intended for an adult audience. If you continue your delve into the Wombat Trap, you will see inappropriate and morally questionable content. I am legally obligated to tell you that all subjects shown and described by the Wombat Trap are of eighteen years (of age) or older. We (and by “we” I mean “me”) do not endorse illegal content, only legal. Just like you, because you’re legal too (otherwise you wouldn’t be here, now would you?) I know that if you aren’t legal, you wouldn’t break the law falsifying your age and knowingly viewing adult content. As a upstanding, law-abiding citizen, I know I can count on you to report nefarious (not-legal) activity to the nearest Wombat Trap administrator.
Which is me. Hi! I’m DatWombat! And I’m a wombat.
We wombats are mighty creatures, ‘dozers of the Earth-realm. You might be wondering what you’ve wandered into. If you are, you must be really lost. How the devil did you find the ‘bat Trap? I’m an artist, handy with swords and words. No no, not those swords, the sort that increase your one-handed skill. I review video games, mostly of the adult variety. I also create mods (or “modifications”) of video games, (also) of the adult variety. You’ll also find me working on a great many unfinished projects, because DatWombat has more projects than claws.
Okay, that’s enough about me. Go. . . click on stuff. I didn’t write this site for you not to check it out. Git!
So you’ve scrolled this far?
Might as well support the cause. No money down!
Well, I sort of lied — there is definitely money down. You see, hosting websites isn’t free. Nor is buying (and reviewing those) games. Nor is paying artists to draw pretty (lewd) things for you to look at. Now if enough of you gave me one dollar a month, I could retire from real work and entertain you for a living instead. How cool would that be? A full-time wombat writer!
What’s the price of coffee or a few gulps of Mountain Dew? I’ll tell you what, it’s more than a dollar. And this wombat’s asking for less than your precious gulps of caffeine. Well, now that I think about it that way. . . I can see why you would rather do the Dew. But hey, you should give me your Dew instead. Because I’m your sleepless friend!
I’m your friend. Now give me your money.