I recommend these titles if you has money.

Because piracy is illegal. . . swab my poop deck!

This is a repository of all of the reviews (that I’ve bothered to upload) Yeah I’m a lazy wombat. Deal with it.

I post the longest iterations of articles here, where I am unfettered by arbitrary censorship or restrictions. For shorter reads, I encourage you to consult my off-site reviews, which are streamlined to quicken the decision process. I recommend consulting my longer articles when you are unsure about a purchase. Alternatively, my extended reviews may provide valuable information for developers or users that have already purchased the game; I will often give advice, or point out oversights (to be fixed or exploited).

Or hey, you can read my long-ass reviews because you like reading. What a strange pastime, reading.

When I first wrote reviews on Steam, I wrote short, unrefined essays with little direction. As my audience and workload grew, I developed a standardized format to structure my reviews. This not only made reading my articles easier, but it also increased the speed at which I could write them. With new audience came new expectations, and I ramped-up my word count on each review. It’s. . . a vicious cycle. With my ever-growing proficiency, I desire to write big, showy pieces — but I get it, most people that read reviews don’t want to read an essays. For this reason, I provide alternatives from the sidebar which follows my “At a Glance” section. Be sure to click on any Ads you see; I could use the revenue.

DatWombat’s Favies!

I consider myself a bit of a porno-game connoisseur. I’ve played my share of adult-games, and I’ve probably written about half-a-million words about them at this point. When I review games, I’m pretty lax about what gets the “thumbs up”. Despite my mercy, I only approve of roughly half the games I’ve played to date — to be honest, I “approve” of any game that is competent and functional, even if not remarkable. However, there are very few games I’d “recommend to friend” — that is, games that I personally recommend. My personal favorites aren’t going to be up everyone’s ally, but that’s to be expected; my favorite games are based on my opinions after all.

If you’d like to read-up on my personal favorites, be sure to visit my burrow! [WIP]

Steam Games

Steam is one of, if not the biggest online videogame distributor. Recently, Steam opened the gates for adult titles. As an American gamer, I have access to just about any adult-game that releases on Steam; region-locked games are the exception. My roots as a reviewer are on Steam, and Steam is which the OG Wombat Trap Curator Page is hosted. By extension, it’s also where the Wombat Trap Group lives. If you have a Steam account, I strongly encourage you to join the ‘Trap, so that you may have exclusive announcements and reviews delivered to your feed!

Le Legend

Ex-x-x-stended X ✘ These reviews are super girthy. They typically are over fifteen-hundred words in length, often the result of thoroughly playing the games in question.

Pen of Pain & Shame ✎ These reviews are pending review. They are incomplete, out-of-date, or I feel the need to disclaim my shame for a something I’m not proud of.

Two! Four! Six! Eight! Masturbate!

A is for Anal Apocalypse!

B is for Bitch, a female pup!

C is for Communistic Chastity!

D is for Dick Punch!

E is for Enema!

F is for Furious Fapping!

G is for Games, why you’re here!

H is for Harem, every hentai ever!

H is for Hentai, for the story right?

I is for “Incest is wincest!”

J is for Jerky, what’s your hand’s name?

K is for Kawaii!

L is for Lusty Argonian Maid!

M is for for Monster-Girls!

N is for Naughty Nekos!

O is for One-handed Skill!

P is for Penile Percussion!

Q is for Queen’s Queue!

R is for milky Rabbits!

S is for Sexy Suck-cubuses!

T is for Tenacious Tentacles!

U is for Uniformed. . . uh, Usurpers!

V is for Vacant Vaginas!

W is for Womanizing Witches!

Y is for Yummy Yams!

Dlsite Games

DLsite is a Japan-based distributer of erotic games and content. Unlike Steam, DLsite is rather. . . lax with their content guidelines. Never have I seen more depraved content than what I have viewed on DLsite. Unfortunately, there’s one thing that keeps this platform from being the best in the West — an ugly Japanese law called “censorship”.

(It’s lookin’ a lil’ empty here!)

DatWombat Complains about Money

I’m. . . not popular with developers.

You see, I’m not a shill. You can’t buy my approval (but I’ll still take your money). I’m the officer that’ll take your bribe and write you a ticket anyways. When a developer sends me a game I think sucks, I’m gonna let them and my devout fanbase know. Those developers don’t usually send me anymore free games. I don’t beg or blackmail developers for copies of their work. Yes, reviewers blackmail developers for free games. They are the scum of Steam (or Steam-scum). I support developers, and the best possible way to support a developer is to buy their game(s). With that in mind, I expend a great deal of financial resources to play and discuss the volume of software that I do. It costs about two to three-hundred USD a month for me to stay up to date with Steam releases. I make less than one-hundred USD a month.

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