• Are you too cheap to support my tireless work and secure the operation of the Wombat Trap? Have no fear, for the Mouse tier is here! If you want to be as teense as mouse, welcome aboard!
    Did you know that five-hundred American pennies weighs about as much a guinea pig? In exchange for five-hundred pennies, I deem you a guinea pig!
    Three-hundred American pennies weighs about the same as one very fat rat — like a big boss rat that don't take no crap. Make your move boss.
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