Hentai Darts is a lewd game of darts, the sort where you throw adult-toys at a pinning platter with a helpless woman.


At-a-glance


(Adult) Content?
(F) Nudity.

Censorship?
No. Woot! Woot!

Hours of Gameplay?
Thirty minutes.

Modding Support?
No.

Patch Available?
No, not necessary.



Foreword

At the request of the developer, I have revised this review to reflect the game in its current state. Consider this review to be current as of March 20, 2020.

Gameplay

Launch dildos at a spinning platter with designated targets while avoiding the woman in the middle. Every platter-miss (or woman-hit), you lose a “life” (and if you lose five it’s game-over.) There is an arbitrary scoring system that is based on your accuracy. As you clear the platter of targets, it will spin faster and the audience will strip (and seductively moan).

Story

You play as some perverted stuntman who gets his kicks throwin’ adult-toys with deadly velocity at helpless women. You’re joined by a pair of equally perverted show hosts, whom encourage him not to kill women by stripping whenever he hits the predesignated targets.

If we had girls like that in our day-to-day lives, imagine how productive we’d be!

Visuals

I think the titlescreen is appealing, and well-formatted. The user-interface is serviceable and navigable. I felt as though the game had a sort of “cheap” feel, with static, generic images and assets I’ve seen many times before. There is no form of gallery, though considering the distinct lack of hentai, a gallery probably wouldn’t be very useful.

The Goods

There may or may not be nudity, I’m not one-hundred percent. I also don’t feel especially compelled to find out.

Verdict

I still don’t recommend this game, even after the radical changes it has undergone since release. If you want fifteen minutes of high-octane dart throwin’ action, go for the buy. The lack of content, misleading title, and repetitive gameplay are why I give this game a thumbs-down.