Jerking Off In Class Simulator is a game about jerkin’ (in secret) during class — no, these things can’t wait until you get home.


At-a-glance


(Adult) Content?
(M) Sexual content.

Censorship?
No. Woot. . . ?

Hours of Gameplay?
One hour.

Modding Support?
No.

Patch Available?
No, not necessary.



Foreword

I originally published a review for Jerking Off In Class Simulator on February 27th, 2020. I have updated that review, to reflect my thoughts on this game as of September, 2020.

Gameplay

The goal is simple; you must climax (by chokin’ the chicken) without getting caught, and (preferably) within the “par time”. There’s only button you’ll need to know, and that’s the “space” key. As you choke it out, you must keep an eye on your surroundings. For some reason, your peers aren’t okay with you jerkin’ in class, and they’ll report your sticky-fingered ass in a heart beat. So don’t get caught, wait your turn before you turn the key.

That or really, really frustrated. Does Jerkin’ Jordan really have to jerk in class? For feck’s sake.

If you go for the glory too fast, you’ll wind up making too much sound. Too much sound, and you’ll get caught. It’s advantageous to ease your way to the “sweet spot”, to keep your sticky tendencies nice and quiet. If you don’t like Jordan, you can pick different characters from the level select screen — like Girthy Garrus. He’s. . . out of this world.

Story

Jerkin’ Jordan is a man of extremes. He gets some sort of sick thrill jerkin’ next to his mates. It’s the idea that maybe, maybe he’ll get caught that turns him on. So each day in school, he brings lube ‘n tissues for you know, educational purposes.

Visuals

The titlemenu and sub-menus share a common, pixelated theme. From “Options” you can choose your character and adjust audio preferences. The text is challenging to read at times, and (in my opinion) grossly oversized. The pixel art is inconsistent, with objects of differing resolutions appearing side-by-side. With that in mind, the in-game interface is terrible. The assets are not well made, even in the simpler pixel style they are drawn in. But they are good enough for the purposes of this game. I did enjoy the immersive wiener-meter, which changes color based on your character.

The Goods

This game is not intended to be. . . stimulating. The graphics are poor, even for a game with a pixel art aesthetic. It is possible to create saucy pixel art, and it ain’t here. There’s not even money shots! Bah! What’s the point of bringing fapkins to class if you don’t even get to use them?

Verdict

I guess I recommend this game — Jerking Off In Class Simulator is a game, and a stressful one at that. It reflects the real life struggle with jerking off in class. It’s just so damn hard to whip your dick out with everyone watching, bust a nut, and not get caught. This is the reason school is so damn stressful (and not because of schoolwork!)