Monster Girl Garden is a Monster Rancher/Viva Pinata-eske game where you raise, fight, and bang monster-girls.


At-a-glance


(Adult) Content?
(FxM) Sexual content.

Censorship?
No. Woot! Woot!

Hours of Game-play?
Five or more hours.

Modding Support?
No.

Patch Available?
No, not necessary.



Foreword

Attention!

This article is pending review. It is either incomplete, out-of-date, or I feel the need to disclaim my shame for a something I’m not proud of.

Gameplay

. . . in a nutshell

I need to make some revisions.

out the shell. . .

You start the game with a small garden, and a massive debt. Every three days, you have to generate a certain amount of money or go bankrupt. Luckily, your garden is full of rocks and acorn-laden trees. With your trusty tool-wheel, you can pick-axe the rocks and hoe the grass for precious minerals and coins. Don’t cut too many trees down from the get-go though. They drop valuable acorns, which will help finance better trees (such as apple or orange trees). Depending on what you have in your garden, you can attract new monster-girls.

Speaking of monster girls, holy wow. This game earns its “adult” rating. Sometimes they drop on by to. . . get it on. Sometimes the ones you already have just bang-it-out with everyone in sight. If you want to bang it out, your residents are at your disposal. And you can even collect certain. . . fluids. It’s a very lewd game, so word of warning there.

There’s also a town, where you can pick up supplies and craft items using raw materials (such as stone or wood) to make new structures, like fences or a furnace. You can trade/sell your monsters, and battle them to the death in the local arena! My first monster was a manly harpy-boy with dark blue wings. I sent him off to battle another (female) harpy.

I’m disappointed in Bluey Ballz’ performance.

Story

To my understanding, you inherit a certain section of land. It’s a piece of crap, covered in stone and weeds. But that’s not all you inherited! You also inherited a fine debt, of one-million dollars! And it’s up to you pay your debt, or. . . well, let’s just say I payed my bills on time.

Visuals

Real talk. The visuals suck. Everything and everyone looks like they came out of a mobile game. A bad mobile game. The models are low-poly, the textures are bleh, and the animations (while delightfully lewd) don’t match up. As in, when I decided to indulge Mr. Bluey Ballz in some “action”, my “stick” didn’t even go where it was ‘sposed to. What gives?!

However, I think, I think I have seen this game on the web before. With that in mind, I believe this is an old title, re-released onto Steam for our enjoyment. So I’m going to cut some slack in that regard. . . but the visuals still suck.

The Goods

The artwork is highly stylized, and the goodies (in my opinion) looked awesome. Plump ‘n juicy. However, the CGs cannot be fullscreened (due to their one-to-one aspect ratio). The user-interface can be hidden, but ugly colored bars will inhabit the screen (even at full zoom). Expect female nudity.

Verdict

Yeah, I recommend this game. If you can get past the visuals, the game-play is kind of addicting. It’s satistifying picking up the (literal) fruits of your labor one-by-one, after watching them fall from your trees. Oh yeah, and it’s lewd. There’s monster girls and lots of bangin’. . . and fruit!

Looks like there’s more acorns for me to harvest! Gotta go!