Sex Lady Sonia is a set of lewd animations and voiced sexual content about Lady Sonia and her sexy middle-aged neighbors!
At-a-glance
(Adult) Content?
(FxM) Sexual content.
Censorship?
No. Woot! Woot!
Hours of Gameplay?
Thirty minutes.
Modding Support?
No.
Patch Available?
Download in-game.
Foreword
I received a free copy of this game for review purposes — thanks EroticonoGB!
Gameplay (2/5★)
Chat with lonely neighbors and watch sex-scenes! You may choose between two buxom, middle-aged ladies — each of ’em offer a variety of voiced responses and sexual animations. The star of the game, Lady Sonja offers a few sex-stories and increased possibility. Though the game looks like an explorable, open world, it’s not. The explorable world is ninety-nine percent useless; it’s pretty much a glorified level-select that eats up too much GPU.
Sound (1/5★)
It’s cool and all that everybody is voiced but. . . oof. Not only do the voices often sound inappropriate (given the ladies they are assigned to), but the audio quality is terrible. The acting is disturbing, and it sounds cheap. There’s no way to adjust audio preferences, so the ambient track will utterly drown-out the ladies. I hope you like the music (‘cus you can’t turn it off!)
Story (1/5★)
Olivia, Sonya and and Sophia need your help — they’re single and ready to mingle!
Visuals (1/5★)
The titlescreen is thematically appropriate, but it’s a bit graphics intensive (it appears to be rendered in-engine). The “Controls” button is a tutorial regarding what keys do what. There doesn’t appear to be any way to adjust audio or display preferences. Graphically, the game is very poor. The models are generic and uncanny.
The ‘Goods’ (2/5★)
Each lady has three or four sexual animations to see. As they play, a gauge will fill indicating when you may climax. The climaxes are really something (but not in a good way). They look less like splooge and more like blood-splash effects (but you know, white instead of red). The models are okay, but if you don’t find middle-aged women attractive you’re gonna have a bad time. I regularly spotted clipping and unsightly seams. It’d be nice if the UI could be hidden (for the immersion!)
Verdict (1.5/5★)
I’m glad I didn’t buy this game. Unless you want a laugh, I recommend you don’t buy it either. I’m not sure whether or not Sex Lady Sonia is supposed to be a “serious” game. It’s a positively lewd offering, but I don’t see anybody fap-fapping to this game. Then again, considering the number of spelling errors on the store page, I’m not sure EroticonoGB take themselves seriously. I have a feeling they’re a studio spread too thin — but it’s the end product that matters, and this product falls flat.
