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Chapter One: Introduction
In this article, I try my best to discuss this toys in ways both sexes can appreciate. But I don’t have a pussy. If you’re shopping for a pussy, hopefully my words will be descriptive enough to decide whether or not this product is a good fit between your legs.
Chapter Two: Unboxing (3/5★)
The packaging was unassuming, with no identification marks beyond branding. If you don’t know what products Hismith makes, you wouldn’t know what’s inside.
Shown below is the manufacturer’s packaging.
The dildo was sealed inside an air tight, plastic bag. Seeing the edges of my purchase pressed against the matte seal made me excited to feel them pressed inside me!
But I was disappointed to see no paperwork whatsoever — no care and usage instructions, no warranty, not even a “thank you” note.
Shown below is the sealed dildo.
Chapter Three: Usage (5/5★)
Section One: Operation
The Hismith Snake And Octopus Bump Dildo is equipped with a detachable male “KlicLok” adapter. To install the attachment onto a compatible machine, the end of the dildo is simply lined up with the female KlicLok adapter and pressed together.
Alternatively, the in-built KlicLok adapter can be unscrewed to enable the dildo‘s suction cup functionality.
Section Two: Safety
When employing the KlicLok adapter of this dildo, it’s important to insure it is tightened to prevent this toy from spinning during usage.
Chapter Four: Quality (4/5★)
Section One: Build
The surface soft, smooth, and free of defects — no scratches or bubbling. The overall feel of the dildo is firm. Firmness is a preference, but this dildo would benefit from a squishier material. Fortunately, this particular dildo is overall smooth enough to prevent abrasion in spite of how little give it offers.
Section Two: Insertion
Though not as texturally varied as the Hismith Spiral Dildo, the Snake And Octopus Dildo offers some stimulation via a faux, octopus-like suction cups which line the bottom. With two tapered points, this dildo offers a pair of surprises as you work each section in and out.
Section One: Mouth Play
This dildo feels right in my mouth. The faux suction cups feel great on my tongue, and the extended tip comfortably slides in and out of my mouth. Unlike the tip of the Hismith Spiral Dildo, this dildo doesn’t catch on my lips despite being more firm than I prefer.
Chapter Three: Maintenance (4/5★)
Section One: Cleaning
Molded from silicone, it’s important to use silicone-friendly cleaning methods. Soapy, warm water will suffice, but I’d recommend a foaming sex toy cleaner.
Section Two: Storage
Historically, I’ve had issues with Hismith products leeching oils into porous surfaces. I’d recommend storing this product away from anything that can be stained. Personally, I used shoe organizer that I could hang on my bathroom door.
Removing the KlicLok adapter allows the dildo to be stored upright.
Chapter Seven: Verdict (4/5★)
The Snake And Octopus Bump Dildo is a great dildo from Hismith, a solid choice for any hole it’s used for. Although Hismith dildos are more firm than I prefer, the lax texturing of this product makes up for it. In fact, I preferred this product over Hismith’s Oblate Silicone Dildo that came pre-packaged with my 4.0 Sex Machine. Despite being wider, the Snake And Octopus Bump Dildo goes in and out with less resistance and more pleasure.
