ANIME STANDING is a delivery game. You grab boxes and bring them to a set location, rinse and repeat.


At-a-glance


(Adult) Content?
(F) Nudity.

Censorship?
Underwear.

Hours of Game-play?
Thirty minutes.

Modding Support?
No.

Patch Available?
No, not necessary.



Foreword

Oh boy, this game. This game crashed my PC twice, and it turned my poor Alienware laptop into a fireball. I was fool and I installed my operating system on an HDD. It takes forever to boot. And this game made me sit through two BSODs! Two! I didn’t like this game the moment I booted the cursed thing.

Now I got beef with this game.

Gameplay

. . . in a nutshell

This game is pretty much a boring walking simulator. If you think walking simulators are already boring, turn back now!

out the shell. . .

You pick up boxes, and deliver them to designated delivery zones. That’s. . . that’s all. Between objectives, you must traverse immense distances, which gets boring fast. What ever you do, don’t go for a swim. That’s a great way to restart a stage, and that’s the last thing you want to do. It’d be more fun to take an actual walk than to play this game.

After crashing my PC, this game managed to break and uninstall itself. I wish I was kidding.

. . . no, this is not a game you can play one-handed.

Story

Waifu is stranded on a planet. Yes, that is the protagonist’s name, her name is Waifu.

Waifu must of had some really creepy, weebish parents.

She’s tasked with finding and delivering boxes to her people, so they don’t die. Considering she’s the only person you see, I think Waifu’s lost her marbles. That or “her people” don’t want her anymore, and they send her on fetch quests to keep her out of their hair.

But who’d do that to a gal named Waifu?

Visuals

If it wasn’t for the protagonist clipping into herself, I’d say that the titlescreen looks pretty good. It’s animated, appealing, and easy to read. From “Settings”, you can adjust difficulty, display, and graphical preferences. You can’t adjust audio preferences, which is total BS.

The Goods

You may enjoy a set of jiggly, asset-flip boobies and painted-on goodies. I will say, I liked the inclusion of breast physics, though I find them more fun than saucy. There is a gallery, with five unlockable (static) CGs. It’s not often that I see lewd CGs in memeware, I welcome them. Unfortunately, the CGs of ANIME STANDING are not worth the effort to unlock.

. . . expect female nudity.

Verdict

strongly dis-recommend this game. You know what would be more fun than playing this game? Going out for a real walk, and throwing your money into the wind. Trust me, you’ll be happier with your money than this game.