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Cyber Pussy 2020

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Cyber Pussy 2020 is a shoot-’em-up about saving women from cybernetic zombie-ism (I guess).


At-a-glance


(Adult) Content?
(F) Nudity.

Censorship?
No. Woot. . . ?

Hours of Game-play?
Twenty minutes.

Modding Support?
No.

Patch Available?
No, not necessary.



Gameplay

Barring the unique visuals, Cyber Pussy 2020 truly is a run-of-mill shoot-’em-up. You shoot a constant stream of piddly projectiles. There no laser beams or twin shots. Most other shoot-’em-ups have cool powers.

Why can’t I shoot, I dunno two projectiles at once?

On the plus side, you’re obscenely durable. You have three health bars, each capable of tanking several hits. I didn’t die once, even when though I floundered from beginning to end.

Story

The game itself has no exposition. So if you want to know anything about the story, you’ll have to hit-up the store page. Let’s have a read!

A-a-and — I haven’t a clue what I just read.

Okay, to my understanding, all of the women of the world have been turned into zombies via one or more bionic implants. They are controlled by some sort of artificial intelligence, and you’re tasked with destroying said intelligence (and freeing every woman from becoming zombies!)

Why wasn’t this put in the game?

Visuals

I found the visuals to be appealing, for the most part. While every stage is the same, the stage itself looks very pink. . . and squishy. The enemies look mean (in a cute way), and the bosses look quite a bit creepier. I enjoy pixel art, but I found a few things to be jarring. The enemies and background are massively scaled-up (when compared to the player). The player ship looks “high definition”, while everyone else looks blockier and less-detailed (as a result of being drawn on a smaller canvas and then scaled up).

Verdict

If you’re looking for cheap, easy, and (artistically) gimmicky shoot-’em-up, then maybe I’d recommend this title. . . when it goes on sale. But for 99% of y’alls, I’d buy something else, like Epido or Star Saviors.

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