Dance Waifu is a lewd hidden object game.


At-a-glance


(Adult) Content?
(F) Nudity.

Censorship?
Covered genitalia.

Hours of Gameplay?
Five minutes.

Modding Support?
No.

Patch Available?
No, not necessary.



Gameplay

Collect hidden records to strip the dance club! There are twenty records to find, each incrementing the “Music Hotness” about five-percent. When the Hotness is raised to one-hundred percent, the game is effectively won, and each character will go topless.

Story

There is no story (and I’m not making one up!)

Visuals

The titlescreen is a bit messy, but I enjoy the animations. Strangely, the titlemenu can only be manipulated using the keyboard (as opposed to the mouse cursor). There is no way to adjust audio or display preferences.

The Goods

There’s dancing, topless waifus. Don’t you love painted-on nip’s?

Verdict

I don’t recommend this game. Dance Waifu isn’t worth a dollar, or even half a dollar. It’s not funny, and it’s not fun — but I’ll admit, compared to other memeware I have played, Dance Waifu is more fun. With a few extra levels and meaningful content, this could be an okay hidden object game. . . but I wouldn’t hold my breath.