girl friend simulator

Foreword

I originally published a review for girl friend simulator on September 3rd, 2019. I have updated that review, to reflect my thoughts on this game as of September, 2020. I can’t say I expected to fire up this application ever again. Looking back at this game, I rather enjoy the graphics. Considering all of the memeware I’ve played since last year, girl friend simulator does stand out. A dating simulator that is localized entirely within an apartment could have left a great deal of wiggle room for character development and interactivity with the environment. But alas, I’m stuck the same crap I bought in 2019.

Gameplay

Chat and feed a dead-pan roomie, Amy, until she becomes your girlfriend (and lets you fuck her!) A man will periodically stop by and drop off some snackie-snacks (and you’d best answer the door, or lose your sex privileges!) Amy isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed — she can’t keep track of any of her possessions; It doesn’t matter if you throw them across the room; or if she’s standing on them, or even if she just had them in her hands. She expects you to find her everything (but she’ll love you forever if you do!) Gee golly, I wish real people were that dull.

No! This is not a game you can play one-handed!

Story

There is no story (and I’m not making one up.)

Visuals

There is no titlemenu. The game boots directly to your girlfriend, and there is no support for multiple “saves”. From the in-game “Options” menu, you can adjust audio, display and graphical preferences. The user-interface is generally serviceable. The game has a strange filter overlayed, which causes everything to appear somewhat grainy and double-imaged. I personally enjoyed the aesthetic, but it does seem to be a bit out of place — I think it would be more appropriate for a horror game.

The Goods

Amy can go nakey and enter one of two erotic positions (but only when she is completely naked.) You can get her to strip as her affection rises (which should occur naturally, provided you don’t ignore her.) She’s actually reasonably attractive, even though she seems a dead inside. You can interact with her goodies, which will either make her awkwardly jolt (and moan) or grab her breasts (which will deflate them like balloons). I feel like you’d be better off with an inflatable sex doll.

Verdict

I don’t recommend this game one bit. I could see it being fun for a video, but I’d be much happier a few liters of Mountain Dew than this hunk of junk in my computer. The gameplay is awful, and so is the sexual content. If meaningful character development and minigames were added to this game, it probably would have been an okay, minimalistic simulator. It’s clear that girl friend simulator is but another joke of a title.