Hentai Splash is a lewd shoot ’em up (or strip ’em up).


At-a-glance


(Adult) Content?
(FxM) Sexual Content.

Censorship?
Heart’d genitalia.

Hours of Game-play?
Thirty minutes.

Modding Support?
No.

Patch Available?
Download as DLC.



Gameplay

This game is a sort of 2D shooter. You play as a certain phallic object, and you are only able to move right ‘n left. You can shoot up to one projectile at a time, so it’s wise to aim carefully. The goal is to clear each screen of (three) purple blobs. Each (of five) stages introduces a new movement pattern, and (assuming you have the DLC) a lewd animated CG will play follow their defeat.

Yes, this is a game you can play one-handed!

Story

There is no story (and I’m not making one up).

Visuals

From the get-go, I recognized the titlescreen from another game I did not like one bit. There are no settings to tinker on the titlescreen (or anywhere else in the game). There isn’t even a gallery. The user-interface is blurry. and otherwise barely serviceable.

The Goods

There are five animated CGs to unlock. The artwork isn’t half bad, but the animations are very poor and the user-interface can’t be hidden. It also appears to be strangely cropped (in such a way the important bits get hidden.) I suspect this has something to do with censorship laws. each CG depicts a man and a woman doin’ it. The CGs are just few-second loops, and the lack of gallery is kind of BS.

Verdict

I don’t recommend this game, neither for the artwork or “gameplay”. This is what happens when you create something too ambitious with an unrealistic selling price. More effort should have went into artwork, animation, and gameplay (even if it means upping the price tag). I would strongly recommend that you stay away from Hentai Splash and buy a splash of Mountain Dew.