Hentai Vs Orcs is a lewd third-person shooter about collecting swords and shooting orcs.


At-a-glance


(Adult) Content?
(F) Nudity.

Censorship?
No. Woot! Woot!

Hours of Gameplay?
Thirty minutes.

Modding Support?
No.

Patch Available?
No, not necessary.



Gameplay

Shoot orcs and collect “golden swords” to unlock lewds. There is one playing area, and scattered through-out are hidden weapons. Ammunition is limited, but you can purchase more after slaying a few orcs. You start with a machine gun, a great all-rounder (provided you aim for the face!) The rocket launcher is the only gun you need, though it can kill you if fired too-close. The sniper rifle is good if you know how to aim, and the shotgun is worthless — don’t get the shotgun. I suggest staying close to the “ammo vender”, because enemies spawn endlessly! Once you collect all seven “golden swords”, a powerful boss will emerge. Defeating her will yield a lewd “artbook”! She’s a tough cookie (able to tank direct hits with the rocket launcher), though she’s not much more a threat than any ol’ ranged orc. For that matter, nobody is much of a threat. If you die, you lose all of you money. . . but you keep your golden swords!

Story

There is no story (and I’m not making one up.)

Visuals

The titlescreen looks alright, it’s clean and presentable. You can adjust a wide variety of audio, display and graphical preferences from “Settings”. However, this is one of those games that pushed my hardware to maximum heat (when it really shouldn’t.) The in-game visuals look alright — even if Hentai Vs Orcs is another asset-flip I enjoyed the characters and environment. . . but I’m not sure why the guns were Butt Stallion pink. Nothing says “asset flip” like throwing orcs, skellies and pink-skinned firearms together because “why not?” I’m not complaining — well, maybe a little. . .

The Goods

There’s nudity and supposedly there’s an unlockable “artbook” or two. Each lewd option is unlocked after certain conditions are met, such collecting hidden items or defeating one-hundred enemies. I completed all objectives, and I didn’t unlock anything. The player-character looks pretty hot, so the option to play nude is welcome. SeedWall has included “artbooks” in previous releases, and in my experience they are okay. The last one I saw included the protagonist in a handful of sensual and sexual positions. I can’t be bothered to replay the game and hope it works correctly.

Verdict

I don’t recommend this game, but if you like memeware you might enjoy this title. I thought long and hard about giving Hentai Vs Orcs is a positive rating, but even considering it as “memeware” it failed to impress. To be honest, this game isn’t that bad, but there’s other memeware I’d recommend over this one: Hentai vs Virus or Hentai Waifu 101 are similarly priced titles with stronger gameplay, and better replayability. They may not feature adult galleries, but what’s the point of having any galleries if you can’t unlock them? And another thing — what’s the point of collecting swords if we can’t use them?!