Police hot Tale is a lewd visual novel about an encounter with a horny police woman.
At-a-glance
(Adult) Content?
(F) Nudity.
Censorship?
No. Woot! Woot!
Hours of Gameplay?
Forty-five minutes.
Modding Support?
No.
Patch Available?
No, not necessary.
Gameplay
Police hot Tale is a linear visual novel with a runner minigame. There are no player decisions to make. Every few minutes, you have to play a short runner game where you must dodge an allocated number of cars. Upon doing so, you will unlock a nude CG of the female protagonist.
. . . yes, this is a game you can play one-handed!
Story
In a nutshell. . .
The main protagonist is you, and you’re about to be apprehended by Sargent Jess. You forgot your Driver’s License, and she’s going to take you the station. . . but not if you have anything to say about it!
. . . out of the shell (with spoilers!)
Sargent Jess wants your Driver’s License and ID (which you left at local cafe, among other “important documents”). She decides that it’s time to hit the Police Department (with you). Fearing for your property, you beg and beg that she first escorts you to the cafe. She then draws her fire arm for resisting arrest. You crack a joke that she’s not the only one with “gun”. Intrigued by what you mean, she gets down on her knees and inspects your pants. She locates this so-called “gun” of yours, and she decides to. . . practice shooting your little boy.
Your dick. It’s your dick okay?
So Jess shoots your little boy and soils her uniform in broad daylight. Satisfied with her encounter, she decides to let you go. . . and that’s when you wake in bed with your actual lover. Suddenly, Sargent Jess comes a knockin’.
. . . and that’s where the game ends. Part two, anyone?
Visuals
The titlescreen looks great! From the “Settings” menu you can adjust langauge preferences or change the track. I didn’t spot a “mute” button, which is sort of BS. You may review CGs from the “Gallery”. The user-interface can be sort-of hidden, but there’s no backgrounds to cycle through — I much preferred the “McDolands” backdrop. Overall, I consider the “Gallery” interface to be below-average.
The Goods
There are seven base CGs to unlock, each with a nude variation. The main story features implied male-on-female sexual content, but it neither described or shown. The art, however, is very high quality.
It’s a shame we didn’t get to see miss Jess mess herself.
Verdict
I mostly recommend this game. You can’t go too wrong for one dollar. The artwork is really good, and the story is. . . well, it’s good enough. I suspect that some people will finish this game in thirty minutes or less, making the price tag (as cheap as it is) somewhat questionable. The gameplay and story are lacking, and the redeeming quality Police hot Tale is the artwork alone.
