Archive [Dec 10th 2020]
Sir’HaXXX is a lewd shoot-’em-up about hacking into a streamer’s personal files.
(F) Sexual content.
No. Woot! Woot!
Hours of Gameplay?
No, not necessary.
received a free copy of this game for review purposes — “thanks” Greather Games!+
Avoid rogue software and shoot baddies to unlock lewd CGs. You’re equipped with an immense “shield”, allowing you to absorb a great deal of damage; however, if you touch an obstacle, it’s game-over. As you progress, the number of enemies will greatly increase. You’ll need every drop of shield as you weave through the chaos! To unlock lewd content, you must earn “kilobytes” by destroying enemies and objects. CGs are unlocked based on the amount of kilobytes you earn — which are reset every time you die. I’m a strictly average gamer, and I could reasonably earn seventy-thousand or so; the bulk of the gallery can be unlocked with one-hundred-fifteen-thousand points.
Officer by day and slutty streamer by night, Sarah enjoys showing the world her good stuff. She’s not the sharpest tool in the shed — she has a tendency to leave her passwords in plain sight (to the delight of her viewers!) Sarah is a prime target for hacking, and you play as the hackiest of hackers! Armed with Sir’HaXXX, state-of-the-art hacking software, your mission is the leak all the nudes! What a great fetish. . . digital exhibitionism!
The titlescreen looks alight. The user-interface is creative and stylistic. “Start Hacking” begins a new game, and unlocked CGs can be viewed from “Data Hacked”. When viewing CGs, the user-interface is hidden. However, they are rendered in a portrait-style ratio. You can view a written tutorial from “Help”, and top-scores from “Leaderboards”. Achievements can be viewed (and unlocked) by clicked the “Achievements” option. There still doesn’t appear to be a way to adjust audio or display preferences.
The Goods (3/5★)
There are ten static CGs to unlock, of varying lewdness. The first seven are unlocked by reaching high-scores; the other three are tied behind a hidden password, and combo-based scores. To figure-out the password, I suggest paying special attention to Sarah. The artwork is decent, but they strike me as somewhat amateur. I enjoyed the CGs, but I suspect some users may find them off-putting. I didn’t enjoy the intrusive watermarks on each image. They are start-off tame, with basic nudity — the saucier images sport light BDSM and masturbation.
Sir’HaXXX – Wallpaper Pack [DLC]
This (free) DLC adds four lewd wallpapers of varying lewdness. They are based on the in-game gallery, but they are reformatted for widescreen monitors. I appreciate the dark color choice — bare skin goes good with black!
I recommend this game! Sir’HaXXX is an inexpensive shoot-’em-up with decent gameplay and gallery. The difficult ramps up little-by-little, providing players of all skill levels a challenge. There are no “cheat” buttons — if you want to see the goods, you’re gonna have to get good. If you’re not a fan of shoot-’em-up gameplay, you may find the average CGs to be a poor incentive to reach the target high-scores. However, if you don’t want to work too hard (and if you’re willing to forego Steam achievements), there’s a “Casual Mode”. . . but you’re no filthy casual, are you?