Timestop Volleyball is a game of volley with no rules with lewd cutscenes centered around stopping time.
At-a-glance
(Adult) Content?
(FxM) Sexual content.
Censorship?
No. Woot! Woot!
Hours of Game-play?
Thirty minutes.
Modding Support?
No.
Patch Available?
No, not necessary.
Foreword
Attention!
This article is pending review. It is either incomplete, out-of-date, or I feel the need to disclaim my shame for a something I’m not proud of.
Gameplay
. . . in a nutshell
I need to make some revisions.
out the shell. . .
The goal is to pass a volleyball to the opponent a certain number of (consecutive) times to fill a “Time Power” gauge. When that gauge is filled, you will beat the stage and be treated to a lewd cutscene. Wherever the ball is going to land, it casts a shadow (cuing you where to stand). The ball follows no rules, and neither do you. The ball will go anywhere it pleases, and you can even hit it on the opponent’s side and still be credited.
Sometimes, your opponent will hit the ball out of bounds, and you’ll still be penalized. That’s not fair.
Story
You’re some dude who can stop time, but there’s a catch. Whether or not you can stop time is based on how well your lady friend plays volleyball. I suppose whoever that granted his wish to stop time is a big fan of her goodies (and volleyball), so there’s that. When you do stop time, you do the most reasonable thing to do. . .
violate your lady friend and her opponents.
Visuals
The titlescreen failed to impress with emptiness and lack of options. You can either start where you left off, or quit the application. The in-game assets have that quality asset flip aesthetic, but they look coherent and generally appealing. There is no gallery, so if you want to review scenes you’ll have to replay the appropriate stage.
The Goods
The animations are awkward and slow. The faces are not animated well, giving way to visual errors such as clipping and distorted faces. There are, however plenty of money shots. Expect female nudity and male-on-female intercourse.
Verdict
This game is a cool idea, executed poorly. It screams “missed opportunities” and ends as quickly as it starts. I don’t recommend this title.
– Words for the Dev’s –
After seeing the credit screen, I thought I recognize that guy. The lot of ya are clearly decent animators, but poor game designers. Either that, or y’alls need to spend more time creating interesting gameplay and mechanics (or maybe improving previous releases).
