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Thatwombatguy asks. . .

Why did you call yourself Datwombat? , Why do you only cover adult games? and most importantly, why won’t you accept my friend request?

DatWombat says. . .

I figured that since I am a wombat, I didn’t want anybody confusing me with the humans. The “Dat” part of “DatWombat” not only rhymes, it’s short for “DAT ASS”, ‘cus my ass is a weapon (look it up!) I cover “adult games” because I find them novel (also, boobs). I think its fascinating to see the ways developers combine “normal gameplay” with arousing content. Also, I have an unhealthy obsession with naked people, so any game without naked people probably isn’t very interesting to me. I probably haven’t accepted your “friend request” because I haven’t seen it. I receive hundreds of them, and (A) I delete them or (B) I ignore them. I don’t accept them unless the “friend” in question has tried something to set themselves apart from the other five hundred.

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