Desktop Honey is a lewd desktop pet.


At-a-glance


(Adult) Content?
(F) Sexual content.

Censorship?
No. Woot! Woot!

Hours of Gameplay?
Fifteen minutes.

Modding Support?
No.

Patch Available?
Download as DLC.



Gameplay

Drag and drop a waifu anywhere on your screen, and choose from a handful of animated poses. Desktop Honey is a standard desktop pet. Provided the adult patch is installed, you can remove her clothes and view a “sexual” animation.

Story

There is no story (and I’m not making one up!)

Visuals

There is no titlescreen or user-interface. To control Desktop Honey, you’ll need to smash keys (and see what happens) — or keep the store page open for reference. Though you’re able to resize your pet, beyond a slight increase she’ll start clipping through an invisible frame. The animations and character model are the same that I’ve seen in countless memeware.

The Goods

The base game does not feature adult content.

Desktop Honey – 18+

This DLC adds nudity and “sex”. There is one new animation, and it depicts a disembodies wiener thrusting in and out of a painted-on vagina — as she stands nonchalantly.

Verdict

I don’t recommend this desktop pet. Not only is Desktop Honey not particularly interactive, but she isn’t entertaining either. Having an onscreen waifu is a cool idea; but how many people are interested in watching stock death animations?