Girlfight 2024 (1/5★)

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Girlfight 2024 is a lewd fighting game with a selection of 3D-rendered characters.

Adult Content?
(F) nudity.

No. Woot! Woot!

Hours of Gameplay?
Thirty minutes.

Patch Available?
Not necessary.

Foreword: published September 16th, 2021

I played this game during “Early Access”. Entropy Digital Entertainment requests,

As this game is currently in development and we are improving the user experience on a weekly basis, we would encourage all users an opportunity to address any issues that you have with the game before leaving a negative review on Steam.”

When I wrote a review for SexStone (their previous release), not only they did not reply, they haven’t published a single update addressing anybody’s complaints regarding the game. Don’t feel bad about leaving them a negative review; maybe they’ll stop publishing new games and try to improve the ones they already have.

Gameplay: published September 16th, 2021 (1/5★)

There are four modes to choose from; “Story Mode” offers a pair of randomized opponents with (planned) dialogue; “Versus” mode allows you choose a stage and both players; “Online” mode lets you challenge other players; and “Training” mode allows you to hone your skills without retaliation. Girlfight 2024 shares surface-level parallels with Mortal Combat and Street Fighter, but every character in this game are reskins. From what I observed, everybody’s “controls” and “special moves” are the same. At your disposal are a variety of attacks, which can be chained into “combos”. A handful of attacks can be used in rapid succession to stun-lock your opponent — but the CPU is dumb as brick, so you probably won’t need to cheese your way to victory. Even on “impossible” difficulty, I found the CPU spends most of the game bunny-hopping backwards.

Sexual Content: published September 16th, 2021 (1/5★)

Entropy Digital Entertainment proudly advertises a “perfect breaking system among the fighting games”. As characters are damage, one or more articles of their clothing disappear. Fight Angel Special Edition offers a clothes-breaking system that tracks several pieces of clothing, which tear over time until they are ultimately destroyed. While Soul Caliber VI isn’t an adult game, the clothes-breaking mechanic allows you break away pieces of armor one-by-one — but with the help of mods, you can add nudity to the game! In other words, the developers are full of shit. Entropy Digital Entertainment also advertises “dynamics for the realistic breast swaying physical effect”. The “dynamics” in this game are awful; the breasts either don’t move at all, or they stretch too much. Whenever clothes are destroyed, the camera and lighting make it difficult to enjoy nudity. Fight Angel Special Edition does a great job revealing nudity with strategic animation. Fight Angel Special Edition isn’t special, but it has the most “perfect breaking system” I’ve seen so far!

Story: published September 16th, 2021 (1/5★)

There is no story (and I’m not making one up!)

Sound: published September 16th, 2021 (1/5★)

There is no music whatsoever. There’s only one line of dialogue (used to introduce battles), but it’s filled with background noise. There’s maybe one or two sound effects, rendering the game totally lifeless. I understand Entropy Digital Entertainment plans on adding audio over time, including “more professional voice acting will be recorded for both male and female characters.” I hope the “professional voice acting” doesn’t sound as bad as the announcer.

Visuals: published September 16th, 2021 (2/5★)

The titlescreen doesn’t make sense; the background has in place in the game or story, and the lettering is thematically inappropriate. The user-interface is functional but unappealing. From “Options”, you may adjust audio and difficulty preferences. I was able to borderless-fullscreen the game using my “ALT” and “Enter” keys, but there is no way to adjust display preferences in-game. You’d think a game that utilizes 3D graphics would offer a means to adjust graphical preferences, such as anti-aliasing or shadows. I saw multiple graphical bugs, such as disappearing shadows and stretched breasts and clothing. I found the 3D rendred models to be uncanny; I can’t put my finger on it, but whoever was in charge of designing faces failed miserably. The characters appear to be sourced from Daz Studio — if Entropy Digital Entertainment can’t design attractive women, maybe they should buy some premade ones. The stages are uninspired and poorly illuminated, but I suspect the dev-team had to make do with whatever assets they were able to afford.

Verdict: published September 16th, 2021 (1/5★)

When I saw the words “Perfect Clothes Breaking System” and “Awesome Physical Effect For Boobs Mode”, I was already sold. Hoping to play something like Fight Angel Special Edition, I grabbed a copy of this game on-release. On this day, I made a big mistake: it’s called “buying Girlfight 2024”. Once the novelty of bare boobs wears off, you’re left with a clunky fighting game with disappointing graphics and annoying AI. Girlfight 2024 is an awful game. It shouldn’t have been released. I get Entropy Digital Entertainment wants to “address current game play” with “input from players” by releasing the game before completion, but they’re also charging twenty dollars. Entropy Digital Entertainment wants players to pay them to test their game. Fight Angel Special Edition is better in every way, and costs the same amount! As I write this article, it’s on sale for eight dollars — four dollars less than Girlfight 2024‘s launch price! I didn’t have high expectations for this title, but I hoped it’d at least be fun to write about. When Entropy Digital Entertainment adds everything they promise to add to the game “for at least the next 12 months“, maybe it’ll be worth asking price. However, they write “one could expect at least a 50% increase in price“. At least 50 percent? Kids, if you’re paying over thirty dollars for a lewd fighting game you might as well pick up Soul Caliber VI; it does everything this game does, and you can see 2B’s bare breasts (with mods)!

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