Exploring Paradise Island is a 3D platformer with unlockable lewd scenes.


At-a-glance


(Adult) Content?
(FxM) sexual content.

Censorship?
No. Woot! Woot!

Hours of Game-play?
Thirty minutes.

Modding Support?
No.

Patch Available?
No, not necessary.



Foreword

Gameplay

. . . in a nutshell

A basic 3D platformer with horrid controls.

out the shell. . .

The goal of the game is simple; you are to guide an attractive anime girl from to the end of each stage, through platforming. Each level is linear and brimming with deadly water, so take care and don’t get wet. You can jump, run and sprint. By holding the “jump” button, you can perform a more powerful leap. To jump forward (as opposed to up), you must move (in your desired direction) before letting go of the “jump” button.

The jump controls are painful.

As you jump and scamper, you’re followed by a bikini clad women. She serves one purpose, and that’s eye candy. That and getting your way. Through out each stage, there are collectible hearts. They represent unlockable adult-films (accessed from the main menu). Unfortunately, the sex scenes in this game are not interactive whatsoever.

. . . and no! This is not a game you can play one handed!

Story

There is no story. . . but I’ll make one up.

Some dude is takin’ his girl out on a dreamy vacation; a string of islands in the middle of nowhere; an untamed jungle; and a trail of dank ruins. In exchange for his (financial) sacrifice, she coughs up her sexual services between attractions.

Whadda gal.

Visuals

The title menu sports an animated backgrounds, and an okay interface. From the main screen, you are able to select levels and watch unlocked scenes. The visuals appear to be asset flips, and the in-game interface is amateurish . I would have liked to disable the in-game HUD. Asset flip or not, I did enjoy the visuals, and I thought the main star (Erika) looked decent, though her feet looked blocky.

The Goods

There are a total of three short films to watch. They show a single, disembodied hand and/or phalic object interacting with the anime girl (mentioned before). There is no player control, not even the power to rotate the scene. There is, however money shots.

. . . expect basic male-on-female sexual content.

Verdict

I strongly disrecommend this game. This features little gameplay for the price, and isn’t stimulating or interesting to play. It lacks configurable options, and chews through system resources like a hungry hungry hippo.