Hentai Nazi HITLER is Back is a third person shooter about a girl and her quest against nazi Hitler’s regime.


At-a-glance


(Adult) Content?
(F) Nudity.

Censorship?
No. Woot! Woot!

Hours of Game-play?
Thirty minutes.

Modding Support?
No.

Patch Available?
Download from Steam.



Foreword

Attention!

This article is pending review. It is either incomplete, out-of-date, or I feel the need to disclaim my shame for a something I’m not proud of.

Gameplay

. . . in a nutshell

I need to make some revisions.

out the shell. . .

The goal of the game is to find all of the memes (represented by hidden posters) and to shut off a set of radio towers. Basically, this game is a scavenger hunt where people shoot at you. You have two guns at your disposal, a machine gun and a pistol. You have infinite ammo and your hit points constantly regenerate. However, enemies also constantly spawn, and will (unfairly) spawn behind you. And if you die, you lose all your progress. Woo. . .

Story

Hentai Girl is a Japanese warrior on a mission to slay nazi Hitler (again) and his partners in crime. This isn’t any ol’ Hitler, it’s nazi Hitler. He’s a mean bean corona machine! There are three villages which support Hentai Girl’s cause, the villages of rock, desert and grass.

I think the developers were smokin’ grass if you ask me.

Visuals

The titlescreen looks stupid. Not. . . in a bad way, but the titlescreen is bad too (in a very bad way). There are no controls to set other than mouse sensitivity. Beyond the menu, the user interface is serviceable. I’ve seen the in-game assets plenty of times, but they look okay. Nothing I’d expect for a game with “Hentai” in the title, however.

The Goods

What’s that? You thought there was HENTAI in this game? Haven’t you learned by now that ninety-nine percent of Steam games with “HENTAI” in the title have zero hentai in them? Ha! Ha! Ha, fool!

. . . expect basic female nudity.

Verdict

This is memeware, and not of the entertaining variety. I’m sure it’s a great piece for a Youtube laugh or somethin’, but beyond the “meme value” I strongly suggest you buy something more productive.

Like an energy drink. Do the Dew. (I’m totally not sponsored by Mountain Dew.)