Pretty girl conquers beefy man is a third-person action-RPG.
Hours of Gameplay?
Defeat bosses to collect money and upgrade your stats (so you can defeat bosses faster). You can unlock new characters as well (but they are purely cosmetic). There’s only three enemies in the game, so you better learn to love them!
There is no story (and I’m not making one up!)
The titlescreen looks alright, but user-interface is difficult to navigate. Even when you set the language to “English”, much of the game remains not-English. There are numerous buttons that appear to do nothing; I think half the game is dysfunctional. Audio can be adjusted from the titlescreen, but the game cannot be paused. . . that’s kind of assy.
The Goods (1/5★)
Contrary to the “MATURE CONTENT DESCRIPTION”, there is no “nudity or pornography” (or “commonly adult content”).
I don’t recommend this game — it’s awful. I don’t know what I was expecting. . . I was simply doing my due diligence as an adult reviewer. I thought I was in for a bad game with some tits thrown on top (but all I got was a bad game). It’s visually abhorrent, and the gameplay is grating. Pretty girl conquers beefy man is not fun or funny — don’t buy.