VR Beach Dance (1/5★)

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Naked VR Dance is a fancy wallpaper with dancing ladies (and apparently no beach!)


(Adult) Content?
(F) Nudity.

No. Woot! Woot!

Hours of Gameplay?
Five minutes.

Modding Support?

Patch Available?
No, not necessary.


This game was designed to be played with VR hardware. I did not use a VR headset to play and review this game.

Gameplay (1/5★)

Choose up to three dancers, then a background, and then watch ’em dance — basically the whole game in a nutshell.

Story (1/5★)

There is no story (and I’m not making one up!)

Visuals (1/5★)

The titlescreen and overall game are bleh. Audio and graphical preferences can be adjusted from the “Options” menu.

The Goods (1/5★)

A few dancers have bare chests and well. . . let’s just say the painted-on tiddies are the least of this game’s problems.

Verdict (1/5★)

I don’t have to tell you to not buy this game — you can’t. It was removed from Steam (thank goodness). It’s not fun or funny. It’s graphically terrible, and it’s just another copy/paste job from the developers. It’s just as shit as everything else they made. The VR Dance games are probably the worse memeware I’ve ever played. Be thankful Steam does the right thing (in only sometimes).

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