Sex Lesson is a lewd memory game with assorted 3D-rendered women.
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Foreword: published December 7th, 2021
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Gameplay: published December 7th, 2021 (3/5★)
Sex Lesson is a run of the mill memory game. There are twenty images covered by twenty-four face-down, colored cards — the idea is reveal the image by removing matching pairs. Cards may only be turned over two at time, hence the “memory” aspect. Although you’re timed, there is no limit on time taken or “moves”. By systematically flipping over cards (searching for one or two at a time), I completed each image in about a minute; if your memory is a touch above mine, you could probably clear the game in fifteen minutes!
Sexual Content: published December 7th, 2021 (1/5★)
I’m pretty sure the entire gallery is totally premade. NL Studio likely palmed and rendered premade characters and poses for Daz Studio. Premade characters aren’t necessarily a bad thing (on the contrary, professionally-made characters can be really hot), but it’s clear the gallery is just low-effort trash; it looks like my collection of “test renders” (when I was first learning Daz Studio and I didn’t have the skill or hardware to do anything but “practice” images.) The renders of Sex Lesson are gritty, inconsistent and uninspired offerings riddled with visual bugs (such as clipping and floating objects).
Story: published December 7th, 2021 (1/5★)
There is no in-game dialogue or exposition.
Sound: published December 7th, 2021 (2/5★)
The soundtrack was okay, but I don’t remember what it sounded like. I was bothered by the sound effects, so I muted the application; only music may be toggled in-application, forcing me to mute all audio using external means.
Visuals: published December 7th, 2021 (2/5★)
I’ve seen the exact same, ugly user-interface too many times; as a matter of fact, I harbor a sort of PTSD from it. The moment I saw the titlescreen, I knew I made a mistake accepting this game. There isn’t so much as a basic “settings” menu and there’s no gallery. You have to beat the game before you’re allowed to view images! For the life of me, I couldn’t figure out how to borderless-fullscreen the application — the closest I could get was forcing my PC into “Tablet Mode” so I could hide my task bar.
Verdict: published December 7th, 2021 (1.5/5★)
There is no sale big enough to make Sex Lesson “worth it”. It’s a minimally functional memory game wit awful artwork. There are loads of similarly-priced games with better content and gameplay. I can’t even recommend this game to “achievement hunters” — lacking a “skip” button, you’ll be forced to endure mediocre gameplay. Don’t support shitty development and avoid this game!