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Chapter One: Introduction
In this article, I try my best to discuss this toys in ways both sexes can appreciate. But I don’t have a pussy. If you’re shopping for a pussy, hopefully my words will be descriptive enough to decide whether or not this product is a good fit between your legs.
Chapter Two: Unboxing (3/5★)
The packaging was unassuming, with no identification marks beyond branding. If you don’t know what products Hismith makes, you wouldn’t know what’s inside.
Shown below is the manufacturer’s packaging.
The dildo was sealed inside an air tight, plastic bag. Seeing the edges of my purchase pressed against the matte seal made me excited to feel them pressed inside me!
But I was disappointed to see no paperwork whatsoever — no care and usage instructions, no warranty, not even a “thank you” note.
Shown below is the sealed dildo.
Chapter Three: Usage (5/5★)
Section One: Operation
The Hismith Silicone “Pickle” 7 Inch Dildo is equipped with a detachable male “KlicLok” adapter. To install the attachment onto a compatible machine, the end of the dildo is simply lined up with the female KlicLok adapter and pressed together.
Alternatively, the in-built KlicLok adapter can be unscrewed to enable the dildo’s suction cup functionality.
Section Two: Safety
When employing the KlicLok adapter of this dildo, it’s important to insure it is tightened to prevent this toy from spinning during usage.
Chapter Four: Quality (3/5★)
Section One: Build
The surface soft, smooth, and free of defects — no scratches or bubbling. The overall feel of the dildo is firm. Normally, I’d complain about how firm Hismith dildos are, but in this case it’s appropriate. The texturing on this dildo is already difficult to experience, if it were any softer there’d almost be no point.
Section Two: Insertion
Maybe it’s because I don’t have a vagina, but I wasn’t fond of this dildo. In fact, this product bored me. At two inches of width, it’s certainly big enough to be felt, but the uniform shape of this dildo and minor texturing failed to excite me. Once you get the tip inside, there isn’t much else to experience beyond pushing it deeper.
Section One: Mouth Play
I somewhat enjoyed thrusting this dildo into my mouth, but I disliked this product for the same reason I didn’t like being anally penetrated by it — it’s boring. It’s too wide to hit my throat and the gentle, bumpy texture isn’t engaging for my tongue.
Chapter Three: Maintenance (4/5★)
Section One: Cleaning
Molded from silicone, it’s important to use silicone-friendly cleaning methods. Soapy, warm water will suffice, but I’d recommend a foaming sex toy cleaner.
Section Two: Storage
Historically, I’ve had issues with Hismith products leeching oils into porous surfaces. I’d recommend storing this product away from anything that can be stained. Personally, I used shoe organizer that I could hang on my bathroom door.
Removing the KlicLok adapter allows the dildo to be stored upright.
Chapter Seven: Verdict (3/5★)
I’d pass on the Hismith Silicone “Pickle” 7 Inch Dildo. It looks like a fun dildo, and maybe it is if you have a pussy — but compared to say, the Hismith Snake And Octopus Bump Dildo or the Hismith Spiral Dildo, this product is barely better than an over-sized hot dog for stimulation.
