Sexy Fitness Girl is a lewd connect-three game.
At-a-glance
(Adult) Content?
Male-on-Female sexual content.
Censorship?
No. Woot! Woot!
Hours of Game-play?
One or two hours.
Modding Support?
No.
Patch Available?
Download from Steam.
Gameplay
. . . in a nutshell
Read my article on “match three” games. (Upcoming)
out the shell. . .
The goal is to conquer your adversaries. And by that I mean match rows o’ colored panties within a time limit. You can earn up to three stars, each star denoting a certain speed of completion. Each row o’ panties contributes to a score, and after reaching the designated number it’s mission complete. You gain a certain amount of affection based on your performance, which is used to unlock lewd CGs. You will need to complete stages (or chapters) multiple times to gain enough affection to see more than naked ladies.
Story
The English is. . . really something. If person translated this software, they need to be fired.
We first meet Annie, the president to a “public company”. She’s attending a local gym, and you happened to cross paths. She wants someone to show her around, and you’re just the guy! After bangin’ with her, you hit the bathroom and see Linda. She’s a real hottie, so you drop your pants and grope her (and she’s all for it). After bangin’ her, you stumble upon Xuemi, who’s a student of yours.
Ah, so you’re a teacher! A very rapey teacher, might I add.
So you grope and bang Xuemi, who doesn’t put up too much of a fight. After Xuemi, you stumble upon an officer worker. She’s a mommy, but that doesn’t stop you from feelin’ her up.
I sure hope Daisy’s single.
Last (but not least) is Eileen, a flight attendent who attended you some time ago, during a flight to Los Angeles. You accidently (“accidently”) touch her breasts, and it doesn’t take long for the two of you to reconnect by connecting — if you know what mean.
Oh c’mon, I thought that was a good joke!
Visuals
Hoo-o, did the titlescreen give me a bad impression. It sports an animated CG, well drawn and poorly animated. It shook like an agitated puddle, or a distant mirage. From “Options” you can adjust audio and language preferences. “CG” functions as a gallery: unfortunately, the user-interface cannot be hidden.
The Goods
The artwork is very good, and well animated. It reminds me Mirror or Seek Girl. Each girl not only has an animated, lewd portrait, but they also have two interactive (and very sexual) CGs. However, the user-interface can’t be hidden, which takes away from the experience.
. . . expect male-on-female sexual intercourse.
Verdict
If awful (and I mean awful) English isn’t of concern, this is a decent, fast-paced match-three game for the money.
