Still Model 3 is a photography game with assorted models.
At-a-glance
(Adult) Content?
No.
Censorship?
Not applicable.
Hours of Gameplay?
Thirty minutes.
Modding Support?
No.
Patch Available?
Not applicable.
Foreword
I received a free copy of this game for review purposes — thanks MCGame!
Gameplay (1/5★)
Snap photos and gain points (because uh, points!) In “Story” mode, you must line-up a cross hair and periodically click the mouse. You’ll earn points based on accuracy, but they’re well, pointless. In “Free” mode you’re able to dress-up a model and use a variety of preset poses. . . but you can’t take pictures or interact with her.
Story (2/5★)
Max is a photographer, and he’s photographing ladies! Their names are irrelevant, but hey — at least Max is doing his job!
Visuals (1/5★)
The titlescreen is bleh. Language and display preferences can be adjusted from the main menu. There does not appear to be a way to adjust audio. The game is not very attractive. I recognize many models and props from several other, similar titles. I saw tons of clipping, and transitions between poses are super jarring.
The ‘Goods’ (1/5★)
There is no nudity. There’s BDSM and maybe provocative poses, but I can’t say there’s anything remotely pornographic about this game. The models aren’t terrible, but the poses and animations are prone to errors (and frankly, they are pretty boring).
Good luck getting the “BDSM” to work — you’re better off tying-up a real girl!
Verdict (1/5★)
I don’t recommend this game. I don’t know what MCGame was thinking! I’m fine not having nudity or sexual content, but I wouldn’t call this game “family friendly” either. The gameplay can be summarized as “click-click-click”. It’s not fun whatsoever. The game looks unremarkable — I’ve seen gobs of titles with the same assets, and I’ve yet to play a good one. Granted, some are better than the next, but this ain’t one of them. Stay away from Still Model 3.
