Hentai Girlfriend Simulator is a visual novel where you manage a relationship in real-time, keeping your girlfriend fed and lovey-dovey.
At-a-glance
(Adult) Content?
(F) Nudity.
Censorship?
No. Woot! Woot!
Hours of Gameplay?
One or two hours.
Modding Support?
No.
Patch Available?
No, not necessary.
Foreword
I originally published a review for Hentai Girlfriend Simulator on January 31st, 2020. I have updated that review, to reflect my thoughts on this game as of September, 2020.
Gameplay
. . . in a nutshell
Pick a girl and try to keep her happy (and try not to kill her either!) Manage her “Love”, “Hunger”, “Happy”, and “Sleep” through a variety of activities and purchases. You’ll have to allocate time and money each day to keep your hentai girlfriend from leaving you — we wouldn’t want that to happen now would we?
out the shell. . .
After setting difficulty and autosaves, the first thing you’ll do is select (one of three) girlfriends. I picked the first one, on the far left. Her lips reminded me of someone I knew, though her eyes are a bit wonky. But hey, nobody’s perfect right? I know I’m not.
Far, far from it. Ahem! Back on track.
She blushes and looks away (after choosing her), and the screen transitions to a nice bedroom (with her). To keep your new-found girlfriend, you have to manage four gauges; you will have to watch her Love, Hunger, Happy, and Sleep. These gauges deplete in real-time, so keep an eye on your girlfriend. By sharing a variety of activities (in rapid succession), you best maintain a happy, healthy girlfriend. You see. . .
I didn’t know that this was a real time game. After writing this review (and eating pizza), my girlfriend left me. . . story of my life.
Anyways, I tried again. This time, I tried to play my cards right. We watched some T.V., romanced, and I ripped off her clothes. Apparently, she didn’t like that. So we made-up by watching more T.V. I worked at my nameless job, and went to the store to buy a love potion of sorts. I fed my girlfriend, and all of the sudden, she really, really wanted to get it on. So I tore off her clothes again and tried to “service” her. It didn’t work, so I tried again somewhere else.
She left me again. Gee, I can’t even keep a simulated girlfriend.
Story
There is no story that I could find, or even bios for the characters. You play a nameless man taking care of nameless girlfriends. With that in mind, you don’t feel so bad about tossing your girlfriend under a moving car — yes, you can do that. No, it’s not as cool as you’d think it would be. . .
. . . not that throwing someone under a car is cool. It’s not cool. Don’t do it.
Visuals
The titlescreen is okay, but I felt the main menu should have been bigger. I found the visuals to be mediocre and mismatched. It seems like different people drew the characters, items and backgrounds. I enjoyed the painterly style of the characters, and I would like to seen the same artist render the other in-game assets (for the sake of consistency). The characters don’t move much, and (to my knowledge) there are no CGs. The dialogue is unvaried, and becomes boring very quickly.
The Goods
Though you have the option to have sex with your girlfriend, all you’re gonna see is a naked lady (though the art isn’t too bad!)
Verdict
I don’t recommend this game. It’s more stressful than fun, and it becomes repetitive real fast. Hentai Girlfriend Simulator is a cheap dating simulator that is lacking in every department. Had the developers included significantly more dialogue, the game may have earned the one-dollar price tag. I’d consider buying a Dew, and installing a better, free dating simulator instead — or you know, find a real girlfriend, either/or.
