Hentai Loot Box Simulator is a kind of a “choose your own adventure” game, where the goal is to make money and spend them on loot boxes.
At-a-glance
(Adult) Content?
(F, FxM) Sexual content.
Censorship?
No. Woot! Woot!
Hours of Game-play?
Thirty minutes.
Modding Support?
No.
Patch Available?
No, not necessary.
Foreword
I really want to copy/paste my review for the last “Lady” game I reviewed, since they are all the same.
Attention!
This article is pending review. It is either incomplete, out-of-date, or I feel the need to disclaim my shame for a something I’m not proud of.
Gameplay
. . . in a nutshell
I need to make some revisions.
out the shell. . .
Have you played Anime Girls Loot Box Simulator? If so, you’ve played this game too. The choices remain the same, but the art (and one background remain the same).
You do two things in the game, playing a minigame and buying/opening loot boxes. To earn currency, you must select one of four on-screen options. These can range from reasonable actions, such as flipping or a coin or exposing your genitalia. I sold my soul to the devil a few times, and I let people sleep on my legs (in exchange for money.) Some options will make you lose money, like “getting waisted”. Yes, that’s how it’s spelled in-game.
This is one of those games that’ll soak up all of your system resources, and (in my case) burning my legs because it insists on running up my (laptop’s) thermals.
Story
You’re a girl with an addiction to loot boxes, and you’ll do anything to get your hands on them.
Visuals
The interface is serviceable, and the (only) background looks good. There is a distinct lack of visual variety to keep you entertained, and there are no illustrations beyond what is contained in the loot boxes. The gallery is awful, and you must navigate images one by one.
The Goods
Most of the artwork is good, but not great. It is uncensored, but lewd content is few and far between. Because the artwork is strange aspect ratios, it cannot be fullscreened.
. . . expect basic female nudity and male-on-female sexual content.
Verdict
I had low expectations for this title, and I was still disappointed. I don’t recommend this game, unless you want a few minutes of overpriced thrills.
