Published March 19th, 2021
Sexy Caravan is a lewd shooter-game about managing the Sexy Caravan’s oncoming (and very horny) clients.
At-a-glance
(Adult) Content?
(FxM) Sexual content.
Censorship?
No. Woot! Woot!
Hours of Gameplay?
Two hours.
Modding Support?
No.
Patch Available?
Download from Kagura Games.
Gameplay (3/5★)
Micromanage oncoming foes by seducing them with carefully timed attacks. This game is all about micromanagement; every one of your moves has some form of cool down, and your primary attack needs to charged (robbing you of movement until fired). Each enemy has different movement patterns, keeping combat interesting (or stressful). Defeated baddies net gold, which can be used to purchase (minor) upgrades to your arsenal!
Story (2/5★)
Anastacia and her friends are taking the Sexy Caravan on the road. It’s up to them to show everybody good time! The Caravan is in such high demand, anybody they miss goes into a violent fit of rage — I guess they only come once a year!
Visuals (4/5★)
The titlescreen and interface are attractive. Audio, display and language preferences can adjusted from the “Settings” menu. You can also remap your keys (which I strongly recommend doing, because the default layout kind of sucks).
The Goods (3/5★)
There are sixteen animations, with two variations (for progression and climax) each. These animations are used in-game, whenever you successfully seduce foes. As such, they lack backgrounds or dialogue. They are nicely animated, but super-short. There’s tentacles, monsters, and borderline bestiality — what more could you ask for? Unfortunately, if you’re here to see the busty brown protagonist get down and dirty, you’re gonna have a bad time.
Verdict (3/5★)
Wait for a sale. Sexy Caravan may feature adult content, but I would not call it an erotic game. On the contrary, it’s a challenging game that may push your limits — or frustrate you into quitting. If you get stuck on a level, the game’s pretty much over. There cheating or worthwhile “upgrades” to ease the gameplay. Outside the gallery, you won’t have time to look at the sexual content Sexy Caravan has to offer. I think this game is (A) too hard and (B) doesn’t need to be “sexy”. Of course, I always love to see porn in my games — but when you’re only allowed to view porn within a gallery, you might as well go online. Overall, Sexy Caravan isn’t a bad game, but it’s a poor fit for filthy casuals (such as myself) or filthy minds (also, such as myself).
