Published August 22, 2020
Sexy Caravan is a lewd “lane” game about satisfying the Sexy Caravan’s customers.
At-a-glance
(Adult) Content?
(FxM) Sexual content.
Censorship?
No. Woot! Woot!
Hours of Game-play?
Two hours.
Modding Support?
No.
Patch Available?
No, not necessary.
Gameplay
I haven’t a clue what to classify Sexy Caravan as, so I’ll just call it a “lane-game”. Enemies approach from three “rows”. The goal is to fill their “happiness pool” by charging projectile attacks and managing them from each row. If they cross the other side without a full happiness pool, you will take damage (and eventually lose the game). Between levels, you can upgrade your attacks and durability using acquired money. As you progress, you will unlock new power-ups and skills to help you cope with increasingly difficult levels.
. . . yes, this is a game you can play one-handed!
Story
Anastacia is the owner of the Sexy Caravan. She and her girls are responsible for giving everyone and their mom a good time. She decides that it’s time to go mobile, so she and the crew set-off to start their new roadside show.
Sexy Caravan? More like. . . STD Caravan! Hah!
Visuals
The titlescreen looks great, although the characters in the background sometimes overlap in impossible, jarring ways. The user-interface as a whole is clean and stylish. From “Settings”, you may adjust audio, control, display and language preferences. I appreciate the ability to remap the keys, as the default controls took me a long time to figure out.
The Goods
There are sixteen animated CGs to unlock, each with up to three variants showing progression or orgasm. The artwork is rendered in a pixelated, “retro” style. The animations sport Anastacia’s companions bangin’-out with critters of all shapes and sizes, including goblins, tentacles and wolves. Who doesn’t like to see working women take it from trees?
Verdict
I do recommend this game, but I’d wait for a light sale. Sexy Caravan is surprisingly hard, and if you find yourself stuck on a certain level the game is pretty much over. There aren’t very levels to complete, and the upgrades don’t actually make the game that much easier. I’m okay not having a difficulty setting, but I think that players should be allowed to grind for significantly better upgrades, allowing even the inept (like me) to see the end of the game.
