SexyHub ❤️ is a recreation of a “classic” game, where you stand beneath a building and catch white ‘n gooey fluid.
At-a-glance
(Adult) Content?
(FxF, FxM) sexual content .
Censorship?
No (FxF), yes (MxF).
Hours of Game-play?
One hour.
Modding Support?
No.
Patch Available?
No.
Gameplay
. . . in a nutshell
A (probably worse) recreation of a retro title.
out the shell. . .
You have one job, and it’s to guzzle down the white stuff. It falls from the sky, and you must use your speedy lil’ legs to catch it before it hits the ground. If you miss too many, it’s game over. The game doesn’t end until you lose all of your pixelated hearts.
When you don’t chow down, that’ll another heart down.
Story
You play as a deranged woman who can’t get enough of the c-stuff, and she’s accompanied by a man who can’t stop makin’ the c-stuff.
What the c-stuff is, I needn’t explain.
Visuals
The title and submenus looked amateurish, but they were easy to navigate. I thought the interface looked unappealing, but it was good enough. The in-game animations were way, way too fast, but I found them comical. They deserve props. The stuff you’re ‘sposed to collect often blends-in with the background, making it difficult to see. They is distinct lack of visuals, and it is clear that most of the budget went into the gallery, and not into the gameplay.
The Goods
The 3D models were of poor quality. The gallery sports a small selection of animated and static images. The user-interface cannot be hidden when viewing the (static) images. All of the meaningful lewd content features only women, which I like but is worth mentioning. The animations were short loops, but not the worse (in regards to quality). It’s clear that the developers are competent animators. Expect anti-climatic female-on-female action.
Verdict
I don’t recommend this game, neither for the game or gallery.
