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LEWDAPOCALYPSE is a lewd arcade-style shoot-’em-up about Lara and her battle through lusty monsters.


(Adult) Content?
(F, FxF, FxM) Sexual intercourse.

No. Woot! Woot!

Hours of Gameplay?
Two or three hours.

Modding Support?

Patch Available?
Toggle in-game.



. . . in a nutshell

Go pew! pew! and aim for the head!

out the shell. . .

This is a third-person, sidescroller, arcade style shoot-’em-up. You start on one side of the screen, and enemies will approach from the other. Using the mouse, you feed em’ some lead before they reach you. There are hidden items throughout the stages, which must be accessed by shooting ’em out of boxes. Searching for ammunition, power-ups and shooting enemies requires you to employ skill and time management. As the game progresses, you’ll gain access to new firearms, each with their own strengths and weaknesses. Between shoot-’em-up segments there are short visual-novel portions and (deadly-easy) jigsaw puzzles.

The game is stupid easy until you start running out of ammo. Then it gets real.

Yes! This is a game you can play one-handed!


There’s no time for foreplay! It’s straight to the action. Lara finds herself surrounded by lusty monsters, and she needs to spot-out a safe place A-S-A-P. Lara’s not afraid to use her goodies to get what she needs — and those goodies are what gain her leverage between allies and foes alike. Lara is no pushover — she’s a member of S.L.U.T.S., or the Special Lethal Urban Tactics Squad of Postmans. She joins forces with a handful of Cum Corporation mercenaries, deployed to mitigate the damage of the ensuing zombie outbreak.

Turns out, it was the Cum Corporation that started the lewdapocalypse all along.

Lara is pursued by Penisis, a hulking, phallic monster that harbors an extreme dislike for S.L.U.T.S. Lara staves him off many times during the campaign, but at one point he leaves her with an infection. She is left in a state of insatiable lust, and her pal Rick (from the Cum Corp.) takes off in search of a cure. He finds the cure, and swings it back to Lara, saving her from eternal lust. Shortly afterwards, she learns the terrible secret of the Cum Corporation’s true intentions. . .

. . . and that’s a wrap. You can figure the rest out yourself.


The title-menu looks promising, even if a tad unconventional. A menu for user preferences is displayed on the left, where you can adjust audio and graphical settings. From “Gallery” you can review (previously encountered) CGs. Viewing them is BS, since you have to click through them one-by-one. However, the user-interface is hidden when viewing them, which is great.

The Goods

There are nineteen animated CGs to unlock. The animations are slight, but subtle movement is leaps and bounds better than the alternative — dreadful jelly bodies. The artwork is great quality, and the CGs all revolve around a single character — Lara. This gives the CGs a more. . . personable feel when viewing them.

. . . expect female nudity, female-on-female, and male-on-female sexual intercourse.


I do recommend this title. You can’t go wrong with the price, the artwork (and CGs) are great quality, and there’s meaningful gameplay.

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