Naked Erotic Dance Girls is a lewd poser where you watch girls dance.


At-a-glance


(Adult) Content?
(F) Nudity.

Censorship?
No. Woot! Woot!

Hours of Gameplay?
Thirty-minutes.

Modding Support?
No.

Patch Available?
No, not necessary.



Gameplay

Pick a dancer, pick a stage, and watch her dance until you grow bored. The only user-control is the camera, which can be toggled between “cinematic” or “manual” mode (using the “space” key). In the former, the camera automatically follows the dancer, creating what is effectively a fancy screensaver, minus the functionality and with a higher GPU strain. In manual mode, you can pan and zoom to your heart’s content. That’s. . . all there is to it.

Naked Erotic Dance Girls plays like a prettier memeware “dancer” game.

I understand that this is intended to be a sandbox experience; sandbox games work because they provide players with enough things to do to keep them entertained for more than ten minutes. I think Naked Erotic Dance Girls would benefit from customizability, perhaps of the dancers themselves or the dance stages. Additionally, there needs to be more to do than panning a camera — you can’t even choose what dances the ladies do!

And for a game with “erotic” in the name, there is distinct lack of erotic content!

Story

There is no story (and I’m not making one up.)

Visuals

The titlescreen is nicely formatted, and it’s stylish. However, I did find the dancer to be hard to follow; it’s clear that her choice of moves don’t translate well to the lighting. From the “Settings” menu you can adjust audio and Vsync preferences. While the in-game visuals are pretty, the environments are vacant and it doesn’t take long to grow bored of each of them.

The Goods

There are three dancers to choose from, representing a wide range of ethnicities. They wear nothing but skin, and between them and their bouncy boobies they’re actually pretty attractive. The dancers are by far the highlight of the game, though they don’t anything remotely erotic (as the title would suggest).

Verdict

I don’t recommend this game, though it does nearly everything that’s advertised. The store page implied that the ladies respond to your own playlist, but there doesn’t seem to be any way to add your own music or garner any response from the subjects. Naked Erotic Dance Girls is a fancy screensaver, one which would probably be grossly outcompeted by Steam’s Wallpaper Engine. At least in Wallpaper Engine, you can keep using your PC while you enjoy naked ladies on your desktop. Credit where it’s due, Naked Erotic Dance Girls has some beautiful models with lovely breast physics, but ultimately it fails as a game and lacks so much to be considered a worthwhile buy.