Virtual Girl:Classroom is a lewd poser game about Yukina, a busty art teacher.


At-a-glance


(Adult) Content?
(F) Sexual content.

Censorship?
No. Woot! Woot!

Hours of Gameplay?
One hour.

Modding Support?
No.

Patch Available?
No, not necessary.



Gameplay

Wander a classroom and pose the teacher (and pray to the lewd gods and goddesses you don’t break the game in the process!) You change cloth, pose and wreak havoc on the chairs and desks that stand in your way! To supplement your posing needs, you can spawn a handful of sex-toys, which can be rotated, scaled and translated to your heart’s desire. Beyond that, I’m hard pressed to find anything else worth talking about!

But hey, let’s talk about a sweet glitch I found!

Here’s what you need to do: first thing’s first, you’ll want to spawn the biggest toy you can (such as the male chest piece). Position yourself at the wall facing the hallway (with the students running back and forth.) Then, take the toy that you spawned and translate towards you — it’s important to wedge yourself between the wall and toy, and it can be tricky to grab hold of the correct arrow to perform this glitch. Continue translating the toy until it pushes you through the wall — and viola! That’s how you can break the boundaries and take a closer look at the kids! Take care not to fall off the floor, otherwise you’ll soft-lock the game.

I was hoping I could barricade the kids but they phased through my trusty wieners!

But let’s take this glitch one step further! Using that same toy, you can actually add collision to the world map, making it possible to explore the school campus without falling through the floor. All that you have to do is use the scale tool, and blow up your favorite toy until it covers the entire map. Then, translate it to your desired elevation — using this plane, you can go as high (or as low) as you’d like! With some creative placement, you can easily tuck it beneath the world map, hiding it from view and allowing you to explore the world as if it were meant to be!

Unfortunately, there’s nothing to see. . . but you can do it!

Story

There is a story, but the only thing you need to know is that the teacher’s name is “Yukina”. Never mind “saving the world” or time-traveling a thousand years into the past — the “story” is completely useless, and only exists to fluff-up this game’s store page.

Visuals

The titlescreen looks awful, and the mishmash of unrelated assets doesn’t exactly say “quality”. You can toggle anti-aliasing from “Image Settings” and adjust language preferences from “Language Settings”. You cannot adjust audio or display preferences, or even toggle fullscreen (even if you boot into non-VR). The user-interface is total pain-in-the-ass, and the text is grossly distorted. The in-game menu has a tendency to get cut-off, forcing you to change positions to access its options. It also blocks any nearby posing, and the user-interface cannot be hidden — for a poser game, this is unacceptable.

The Goods

You can make the main protagonist go naked and enter a variety of animated, sexual positions; the idea is to spawn in toys, and to take advantage of the posing tools provided to you to customize the sexual content. While this is a great idea in theory, it’s not very well executed and it’s difficult to create worthwhile animations. On the plus side, the animations are super bouncy, and jiggle physics are on-point. I was thoroughly impressed by the jiggle physics the sex-toys had!

Verdict

What a trainwreck — don’t even think about this game until it receives some much needed love. This is one of those games that was less entertaining than the bugs and glitches I could find. You’re better off seducing a real teacher than getting Yukina to do what you want. She’s such a klutz she can’t even navigate her own classroom without busting up her tables! I think that with some polish and added features, Virtual Girl:Classroom could be an okay game, bugs and all. Until then, go out and find some real teachers to sex-up!