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Chapter One: Introduction
In this article, I try my best to discuss this toys in ways both sexes can appreciate. But I don’t have a pussy. If you’re shopping for a pussy, hopefully my words will be descriptive enough to decide whether or not this product is a good fit between your legs.
Chapter Two: Unboxing (3/5★)
The packaging was unassuming, with no identification marks beyond branding. If you don’t know what products Hismith makes, you wouldn’t know what’s inside.
Shown below is the manufacturer’s packaging.
The dildo was most likely sealed in plastic. I don’t remember whether or not it was, and I forgot to take a picture.
Oops!
I was disappointed to see no paperwork whatsoever — no care and usage instructions, no warranty, not even a “thank you” note.
Chapter Three: Usage (5/5★)
Section One: Operation
The Hismith Silicone Balls 9 inch Dildo is equipped with a detachable male “KlicLok” adapter. To install the attachment onto a compatible machine, the end of the dildo is simply lined up with the female KlicLok adapter and pressed together.
Alternatively, the in-built KlicLok adapter can be unscrewed to enable the dildo’s suction cup functionality.
Section Two: Safety
When employing the KlicLok adapter of this dildo, it’s important to insure it is tightened to prevent this toy from spinning during usage.
Chapter Four: Quality (5/5★)
Section One: Build
The surface soft, smooth, and free of defects — no scratches or bubbling. The overall feel of the dildo is firm. Normally, I’d complain about how firm Hismith dildos are, but in this case it’s appropriate.
Section Two: Insertion
If you can fit this dildo, it’s an awesome fucking fuck! If you’ve experienced anal beads, you’ll have a good idea about the way the Hismith Silicone Balls 9 inch Dildo feels — after all, this product is essentially just anal beads with a KlicLok” adapter.
Measuring one and a half inches across the first bead and ending roughly two inches accross the last, this dildo is not a good fit for anyone that isn’t experienced.
I preferred running this dildo at slow speeds to milk the sensation of beads “popping” out. Although, it was invigorating to run these oversized anal beads fast and hard.
Section One: Mouth Play
This dildo was not designed to go into a mouth (good luck getting past the first bead!)
Chapter Three: Maintenance (4/5★)
Section One: Cleaning
Molded from silicone, it’s important to use silicone-friendly cleaning methods. Soapy, warm water will suffice, but I’d recommend a foaming sex toy cleaner.
Section Two: Storage
Historically, I’ve had issues with Hismith products leeching oils into porous surfaces. I’d recommend storing this product away from anything that can be stained. Personally, I used shoe organizer that I could hang on my bathroom door.
Removing the KlicLok adapter allows the dildo to be stored upright.
Chapter Seven: Verdict (4/5★)
The Hismith Silicone Balls 9 inch Dildo is a blast if you’re able to handle it. Unlike Hismith’s other offerings, this dildo is best suited for slow and steady sessions. Afterall, this product is essentially an oversized string of anal beads. But if you’re a fan of that “plop plop”, the Hismith Silicone Balls 9 inch Dildo is a good place to start before working your way to the twelve inch variant.
