Fake lay is a lewd clicker game about a pervy taxi driver and his adult film business.
At-a-glance
(Adult) Content?
(F, FxM) sexual intercourse.
Censorship?
No. Woot! Woot!
Hours of Game-play?
Whadda-ya think I’m cra-cra?
Modding Support?
No.
Patch Available?
No, not necessary.
Foreword
Gameplay
. . . in a nutshell
Click, click, click, wait patiently, or buy some time machines.
out the shell. . .
The goal is to make your patrons fall in love with you, using their affection (and sheer lust) to shoot sex-films with ’em (and turn a profit). Each girl requires a combination of “Sweet Talk”, “Gifts”, and dates. You have a limited number of “Energy Slots” which are used to perform actions. Energy is never expended, but all actions soak up one or more Slots. As you gain more Energy you are able to perform additional actions at any given time. Gifts cost money, which can be aquired by investing energy into properties. New properties cost money, and many require skills, aquired by investing energy into activities.
Yes! This is a game you can play one-handed!
Story
You’re a fly cab guy. One day, opportunity fell right into your lap — quite literally. A buxom woman fell lips-first where the sun don’t shine, and she liked what she found. That’s when you realized that you could make bank giving girls a ride they won’t forget, before taking them home in your cab — and that’s pretty much the story. You get into womens’ pants and sell their nudes.
. . . you know, you kind of sound like an a-hole.
Visuals
There’s a lot colorful visuals to take in — eye candy galore, just what I’d expect for a free-to-play (or mobile) game. From the gear icon (or “Settings”), you can adjust audio or langauge preferences. I think that there should have been display or performance preferences too. This game turned my PC into a fireball, when it really shouldn’t have. This game was very laggy. There is no good gallery to review CGs, as CGs cannot be viewed without the user interface (and are often down-sized). Whadda dissapointment, coming from a game that’s focused on collecting CGs.
The Goods
The artwork is pretty stylized, a sort of cross between generic anime and western cartoon. There are a combination of animated and static CGs to take in, but I didn’t find any of them to be particularly. . . saucy. Don’t get me wrong, the art looks decent — but I grew tired of the cab scene, and I disliked the main protagonist. Credit where credit’s due, there’s plenty o’ boobies to see.
. . . expect female nudity and male-on-female sexual intercourse.
Verdict
Wait for a sale — just kidding. If this game interests you, give it a go — it’s free. Clicker games are all about idling, so you can come back at time you want, and reap the rewards. I thought this game to be mediocre, and not one I’d play (even if I could do so on my phone). All of the elements of a mobile game are here but. . . it’s unremarkable. I’d rather just play a not free-to-play game.
Adult Patch
