Sex Apartments

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Sex Apartments is a lewd beat-’em-up with light money management elements.


(Adult) Content?
(FxM) Sexual content.

No. Woot! Woot!

Hours of Game-play?
Two hours.

Modding Support?

Patch Available?
No, not necessary.



This article is pending review. It is either incomplete, out-of-date, or I feel the need to disclaim my shame for a something I’m not proud of.


. . . in a nutshell

I need to make some revisions.

out the shell. . .

Before starting a new game, you have to select a preset character and appearance. Each character has a limited number of money and skill points. Skill points are invested into Strength, Endurance, Charisma, and Intelligence. Strength are Endurance are ideal for combat, and the latter two for interactions. I recommend investing into Strength, or else you’ll get your rear handed to you by “bullies”.

You need to balance hunger, happiness, and sleep. If any drop too low, you will be unable to study, train or work. By studying or training, you can gain experience to obtain more skill points. Working grants money, a vital resource for food and training. Money can also be used to upgrade your character’s room, but most “upgrades” are cosmetic only, and stupid expensive. Sleeping is free, but it soaks up hunger and happiness. Happiness can be acquired by watching T.V. at home.

In certain sections of the game, you will encounter other NPCs. Most male NPCs should be killed, no questions asked. Female NPCs on the other hand, can often be talked to (and undressed with the right dialogue choices). The school and grocery store are where the beat-’em-up action will occur. If you get caught between two dudes, you’re as good as dead.


You’re a student in some dilapidated school. Every man is out for blood, and it’s a dog-eat-dog school. There’s only one teacher, and he’s an â™¥â™¥â™¥â™¥â™¥â™¥â™¥â™¥. As a matter of fact, he’s such a big ‘un, the whole goal of the protagonist’s life is to kick his rear!


The main menu actually looked appealing. Well, I wasn’t fond of the art style, but it gave me some knock-off Grand Theft Auto vibes. You can change your control scheme and sound settings under “Options”. There’s also a “Help” section, which is basically a quick tutorial on the game. You can start a new game or load a previous save. Overall, the visuals looked awful. But at the same time, they have that sort of “flash game” charm to ’em.

But I can’t forgive the abhorrent number of visual glitches I saw. Ugh.

The Goods

The sexual content of this game is restricted to small animations, and the art style is poor. I doubt anyone’s bustin’ a nut for this title. But, you can expect a few female-on-male animations.


Between the bugs, unfairness, and incessant grinding, I strongly disrecommend this title.

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